DUMBFUCK FINDER

CHECKPOINT RULES

  • 1. Swipe to aim. Tap SCAN (or F / space).
  • 2. Green lock on a runner = positive points. Streaks multiply.
  • 3. Do not scan Trump, Elon, or Officer Dan — those are wrong reads. You lose points.
  • 4. If they run off-screen, the streak dies. A rusher in your face costs a life.
  • 5. Three lives. Scan Trump or Elon and you eat a strike. Zero lives = you're fired.
  • 6. Wave 1 is one patient. Green lock = dumbfuck. Red lock = don't shoot.
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